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• 135 There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina of onyx.
  She had so much `tsoris' With her clitoris, She traded it in for a Packard....
• There was a young lady from Cue Who filled her vagina with glue.
  She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll pay to get out of it too....
• There was a young whore from kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue.
  She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!...
• There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
  There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....
• There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
  Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
• There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• There was a young girl from Sofia Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It`s a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• young man who lived in Khartoum Was exceedingly fond of the womb.
  He thought nothing finer Than the female vagina, So he kept three of four in his room....