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• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell, As a shot rang her bell, "I'll give you a ding for a dong!...
• A man was having a problem of a personal nature, so he went to a doctor.
  The doctor examined him and said, "You have what we call Hong Kong dong....
• 174 There was a young man from Hong Kong Who had a trifurcated prong
  A small one for sucking, A large one for fucking, And a `boney' for beating a gong....
• A little girl went to the Judge and asked to be taken away from her parents .
  .. Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Mommy?...
• There was a young sailor from Brighton Who said to his girl, "You`re a tight one.
  She replied, " `Pon my soul, You're in the wrong hole...
• There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
  Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
• OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
  All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....
• Genesis of the HMO Once upon a time there was a little Mouse who came across a big Lion in the jungle, but the Lion was crying.
  "What's wrong?" said the Mouse. "I can't walk," said the Lion, "because I have a thorn in my paw....