135 There Was A Young Girl From The Bronix Who Had A Vagina Of Onyx.
135 There was a young girl from the Bronix
Who had a vagina of onyx.
She had so much `tsoris'
With her clitoris,
She traded it in for a Packard.
There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
153 There was a young girl of Detroit Who at fucking was very adroi
She could squeeze her vagina To a pin-point, or finer, Or open it out like a quoit....
There was a young lady from Cue Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll pay to get out of it too....
There was a young whore from kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!...
A young french girl was visiting New York when her cash funds run dry and her visa expired.
She met a sailor who agreed to stow her aboard his ship that was about to sail....
There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain.
But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
Hear about the girl who had tits on her back? She was ugly to look at, but a whole lot of fun to dance with.
Cromwell and Rasputin by as submitted to Dr.
Richard King The following essay was an actual submission by a stu- dent, who was given the assignme...