67 There Was A Young Lady Named May Who Strolled In A Park By The Way, And She Met A Youg Man Who Fucked Her And Ran -- Now She Goes To The Park Every Day.
67 There was a young lady named May
Who strolled in a park by the way,
And she met a youg man
Who fucked her and ran --
Now she goes to the park every day.
There once was a lady named Dot Who lived off of pigshit and snot.
When she ran out of these She ate the green cheese That she grew on the sides of her twat....
There was a young girl named Anheuser Who said that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance, Found Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser....
There was a young lady named Smith Whose virtue was largely a myth.
She said, "Try as I can I can't find a man Who it`s fun to be virtuous with....
116 There was a young lady of Twickenham Who thought men had not enough prick in 'em.
On her knees every day To god she would pray To lengthen and stregthen and thicken 'em....
90 There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, So she called the conductor, Who got in and fucked her, Which did more good than a pill.
There was a young girl in Berlin Who was fucked by an elderly Finn.
Though he diddled his best, And fucked her with zest, She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?...
40 There was a young lady of Gloucester, Met a passionate fellow who tossed her.
She wasn't much hurt, But he dirtied her skirt, So think of the anguish it cost her....
There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....