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  When she ran out of these She ate the green cheese That she grew on the sides of her twat....
• There was a young girl named Anheuser Who said that no man could surprise her.
  But Pabst took a chance, Found Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser....
• There was a young lady named Smith Whose virtue was largely a myth.
  She said, "Try as I can I can't find a man Who it`s fun to be virtuous with....
• 116 There was a young lady of Twickenham Who thought men had not enough prick in 'em.
  On her knees every day To god she would pray To lengthen and stregthen and thicken 'em....
• 90 There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, So she called the conductor, Who got in and fucked her, Which did more good than a pill.
• There was a young girl in Berlin Who was fucked by an elderly Finn.
  Though he diddled his best, And fucked her with zest, She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?...
• 40 There was a young lady of Gloucester, Met a passionate fellow who tossed her.
  She wasn't much hurt, But he dirtied her skirt, So think of the anguish it cost her....
• There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
  There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....