His Wife Had A Nice Little Cunt: It Was Hairy
His wife had a nice little cunt:
It was hairy, and soft, and in front,
And with this she would fuck him,
Though sometimes she'd suck him --
A charming, if commonplace, stunt.
While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times.
At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely, "Congratulations, Herr d'Albe...
A Bottle Of Perfume: After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk....
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
Nursing Home Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman that was suffering from Alzheimer's.
His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn't handle him any longer....
NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
My Friend Steve One day a husband (named Jim) went off to work as usual, and left his beautiful, well-endowed wife at home, as usual.
Later in the morning, his best friend, Steve, came to the house and rang the doorbell....
There once was a business executive who decided he needed a little rest from the daily routine, so he decided to take his pretty, young secretary to a hotel for some whoopee.
He rented a very nice, quiet room and they spent the day drinking, going to bed, having lunch, drinking some more, back to bed again, etc....
A pastor was visiting an elderly lady who was a "shut in.
Since she didn't get very many visitors, she went on incessantly about her problems while the pastor nibbled on some peanuts on the coffee table in front of him....