Annie Laid Her Head Down In The Roses...
Annie laid her head down in the roses...
There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were cosy -- but canny
A buck for a fuck, Fifty cents for a suck, And a dime for a feel of her fanny....
148 There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small punt.
Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt....
The origin of the famous saying "A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.
It seems that back in the days of the Roman empire, Nero and Cicero had estates on facing slopes of some hills, and both were avid growers of roses....
During a recess in the proceedings, three delegates to an international agriculture convention sat down for cocktails, and before long, they began to discuss methods for driving their wives wild.
The French delegate volunteered that he always picked a few roses from the garden, spread the petals on his wife's body, then gently blew them off before making love....
Stop and smell the roses!
A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd, Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred, Had achieved some renown For her tone going down - There's a nice civil tongue in her head.
HOW TO KILL A SOUTH DAKOTA EEL Little Johnny and the other boys his age were hearing quite a bit about dating from the older boys, and wondering what it was all about and how it was done.
One day, Johnny decided to take these questions to his mother who became quite flustered....
Roses are red and violets are too expensive
There once was a man named McNair Who laid his wife on the stair The bannister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in the air.