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• 143 There was a young man of Coblenz Whose ballocks were simply immense
  It took forty-four draymen, A priest and three laymen To carry them thither and thence....
• There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
  He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
• There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were cosy -- but canny
  A buck for a fuck, Fifty cents for a suck, And a dime for a feel of her fanny....
• 36 A nervous young fellow named Fred Took a charming young widow to bed.
  When he'd diddled a while She remarked with a smile, "You've got it all in but the head....
• 37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
• There was a young fellow named Tupper Who took a young lady to supper.
  At a quarter to nine They sat down to dine, And at twenty to ten it was up her....
• A rock band's drummer thought he would make a good policman, he was use to pounding a beat.
  A man was taken to the polic station and asked to confess, they showed him his fingerprints, and those found at the crime....
• 182 There was a young fellow named Kimble Whose prick was exceedingly nimble, But fragile and slender, And dainty and tender, So he kept it encased in a thimble.