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• There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
  He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
• Two clams named Sam and Thelma Clam were basking in the surf, when a dune buggy ran over them and killed them both.
  So they went up to Clam Heaven and St. Peter Clam said, "Thelma you've been a good clam so here's your wings, and a harp, and you can go into Heaven, but Sam, you've been a bad clam...
• 132 There was a young lady named Blount Who had a rectangular cunt.
  She learned for diversion Posterior perversion, Since no one could fit here in front....
• 187 There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• 34 There was a young lady named Flynn Who thought fornication a sin, But when she was tight It seemed quite all right, So everyone filled her with gin.
• Once upon a time there was this beautiful woman who was going to be married to this handsome very rich nobleman.
  So they get married and she moves into his big castle, compared to which Camelot is but a pigsty...
• Two travelling salesmen, Jack and Bob, were driving through along a desolate stretch of Kansas highway when their car broke down.
  It was getting late, and the only building for miles around was a weather-battered old gas station a mile up the road....
• 165 There was an old woman of Ghent Who swore that her cunt had no scent.
  She got fucked so often At last she got rotten, And didn't she stink when she spent....