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  They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips....
• There was a young man from Iraq, Which had holes down the side of his cock, His boyfriend Umberto, could play the concerto, by Johannes Sebastian Bach.
• 178 There once was a lady from Kansas Whose cunt was as big as Bonanzas.
  It was nine inches deep And the sides were quite steep -- It had whiskers like General Carranza's....
• Kiss and a slap A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita.
  They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother....
• 130 There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only one ball, But two little bitches Unbuttoned his britches, And found he had no balls at all.
• There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
  His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....
• 167 There was a young fellow of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered with spinach.
  He had such a tool It was wound on a spool, And he reeled it out inich by inich....
• There was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!
• 155 There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes.
  His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!...