A Young Couple Were In Their Honeymoon Suite On Their Wedding Night.

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A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they
undressed for bed, the husband who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants
to his bride and said, "Here, put these on". She put them on, but the waist
was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's
right," said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the
pants in this family!" With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try
these on." He tried them on but found that he could only get them on as far
as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants." She said,
"That's right, and that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude
changes ..."