132 There Was A Young Lady Named Blount Who Had A Rectangular Cunt.
132 There was a young lady named Blount
Who had a rectangular cunt.
She learned for diversion
Since no one could fit here in front.
187 There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.
32 There was a young lady of fashion Who had oodles and oodles of passion.
To her lover she said, As they climbed into bed, "Here's one thing the bastards can't ration!...
134 There was a young lady named Brent With a cunt of enormous extent, And so deep and so wide, The acoustics inside Were so good you could hear when you spent.
53 There was a young lady named Inge Who went on a binge with a dinge.
Now I won't breathe a word O f what really occured -- But her cunt has a chocolate fringe....
One day when Ernie was about six, before he learned about being dirty, he was pestering his mom while she tried to do the housework.
She said, "Why don't you go across the street and watch them building the new apartments?...
37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
There was a young lady named Smith Whose virtue was largely a myth.
She said, "Try as I can I can't find a man Who it`s fun to be virtuous with....
67 There was a young lady named May Who strolled in a park by the way, And she met a youg man Who fucked her and ran -- Now she goes to the park every day.
148 There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small punt.
Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt....