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• How many Iranians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  100. One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
• Q: How many strong <ethnics> does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• Q: How many strong bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 115: One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• Q:" How many strong <ethnics> does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" 115 - One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• How many strong Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 10: One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
• Q: How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....