The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be
using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use
attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:
1. There are now more attorneys than there are rats.
2. The medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the
attorneys as they did to the rats.
3. No matter how hard you try, there are a few very nasty things that rats
just will not do.
using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use
attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:
1. There are now more attorneys than there are rats.
2. The medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the
attorneys as they did to the rats.
3. No matter how hard you try, there are a few very nasty things that rats
just will not do.
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