Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
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A: Your Hefty bags are missing... - Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on his bed?
A: Glue "Velcro" to the ceiling... - Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Hold his nose until he turns blue,
then shoot him with a blue elephants gun... - Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath... - Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
A: Tell him dirty jokes until he turns red,
then hold his nose 'til he turns blue and then shoot... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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Put velcro on the ceiling......... - Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth?
A: Open the door... - Q: How do you break a Polock's finger?
A:
Punch him in the nose...
