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• Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth? A: Open the door.
• What sound do you get when you drop an elephant down a mineshaft? A-flat minor.
• How do you get an elephant to follow you? Act like a nut.
• Q: How do you get four gays on a bar stool? A: Turn it upside-down.
• Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card.
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  She kept swinging her trunk, but the fly was far out of reach....
• Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled Milk.
• Q: What's purple and commutes? A: An abelian grape.
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• Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!