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• How do you get an elephant to follow you? Act like a nut.
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
• Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.
• Tree Hugger's Nightmare: Mt. Graham Red Squirrel Stew ...
• And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO)
  Q: What's the title of this picture ? ....
• Q: What quantity is represented by this ? /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /______\ /______\ /______\ || || || || || || A
  9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?...
• Q: What quantity is represented by this ? /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /______\ /______\ /______\ || || || || || || A
  9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?...
• Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
• Q: What's clear and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts.
  Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: You 'neak up on him....