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• Why do elephants have wrinkles? Ever tried to iron an elephant?
• Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
• Have you ever tried looking at the stars through a squirrel?
• No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?
• Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
• Q: Why do elephants have red balls? A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
  Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A: Girraffes eating cherries....
• Why do elephants have cracks between their toes? For carrying their library cards.
• Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
• ...but have you tried PRUNES?