Q: Why Are Elephants Wrinkled? A: Have You Ever Tried To Iron One?
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Why do elephants have wrinkles? Ever tried to iron an elephant?
Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
Have you ever tried looking at the stars through a squirrel?
No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?
Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
Q: Why do elephants have red balls? A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A: Girraffes eating cherries....
Why do elephants have cracks between their toes? For carrying their library cards.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
...but have you tried PRUNES?