A Little Tired Of Dumb Blonde Jokes? Here Are Some Dumb Guy Jokes!

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A little tired of dumb blonde jokes? Here are some dumb guy
** Why do men like smart women?
....Opposites attract.
** How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
.....We cook -- they eat; we clean -- they dirty; we iron -- they wrinkle.
** How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
.....Make him wear shoes.
** What did God say after creating man?
.....I can do so much better.
** What's the smartest thing a man can say?
....."My wife says..."
** Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
.....So men can understand them.
** Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after
.....To stop the snoring before it starts.
** Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
.....Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
** Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
.....Because none of them will stop to ask for directions.
** Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
.....When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.