Q. Why Do Turkeys Gobble, Gobble? A. They Never Learned Good Table Manners!
Q. Why do Turkeys gobble, gobble?
A. They never learned good table manners!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
Why do turkeys eat so little? Because they're always stuffed.
Thanksgiving Movies Playing In Times Square 10. "Pantless Pilgrims" 9.
The Full Squanto" 8. "Basting Amy" 7. "Starship Hooters" 6....
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table....
There has been a lot of publicity recently regarding Johnny Carson's joke contrasting parrots and Nevada women.
In further- ance of my aim to provide complete (and unbiased) reports, I have learned that many other states were the butts of Johnny's jokes....
QUOTES OVER THE YEARS Age 6 -- I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate, it looks like you ate more.
Age 7 -- I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk....
Q: When do cannibals leave the table? A: After everyone's eaten.
REDNECK ETIQUETTE - Redneck Driving Etiquette - Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way....
Q: What do the Pope and 7-UP have in common? A: "Never had it, never will.