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• Why do turkeys eat so little? Because they're always stuffed.
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  When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way....
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  The Full Squanto" 8. "Basting Amy" 7. "Starship Hooters" 6....
• Martha Stewart for Rednecks" PERSONAL HYGIENE: 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
  2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days....
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
• The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
  I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table....
• How to know whether or not you are ready to have kid
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• DOG PROPERTY LAWS 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
  3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine....