Q: How Do You Break A Polock's Finger? A: Punch Him In The Nose.
Questions and Answers
Q: How do you break a Polock's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.
Q: How do you break a Pole's finger? A: Hit him in the nose.
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party? A: Flush the punch bowl.
Q: How do you keep a Polock in suspense? A: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q: What do you call a Polock with an I.Q. of 176? A: A village.
Q: What do you call a Polock with a $10,000 hat? A: The Pope.
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant? A: Hold his nose until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!
Q: How do you shoot a green elephant? A: Tell him dirty jokes until he turns red, then hold his nose 'til he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!
Q: What do you do when a Polock throws a grenade at you? A: You pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.