Q: How Do You Get An Elephant Into A Telephone Booth? A: Open The Door.
Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth?
A: Open the door.
How do you get 100 babies in a telephone booth? Blender.
Q: How do you get down from an elephant? A: You don't, you get down from a duck.
How do you get an elephant to follow you? Act like a nut.
How many Ethiopians can you get in a phone booth? All of them.........
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra.
A: Elephant zebra sin theta. Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mountain climber....
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card.
Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage? A: Your Hefty bags are missing.