Q: How Do You Know When There Is An Elephant In The Bath With You?
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath.
How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breath through that thing?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a prostitute?
A hooker who does it for peanuts and won't ever forget it....
Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage? A: Your Hefty bags are missing.
Q. Do you know what mothballs smell like? A. Yes. Q.
Really, how do you get their little legs apart?...
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card.
Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth? A: Open the door.