Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath.
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath.
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- How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
You can smell the peanuts on his breath... - Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:
How do you breath through that thing... - What do you get when you cross an elephant and a prostitute?
A hooker who does it for peanuts and won't ever forget... - Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage?
A: Your Hefty bags are missing... - Q. Do you know what mothballs smell like?
A. Yes.
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Really, how do you get their little legs apart... - Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling... - Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow... - Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A:
Take away his credit card... - Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth?
A: Open the door...
