Q: How Do You Shoot A Green Elephant? A: Tell Him Dirty Jokes Until He Turns Red, Then Hold His Nose 'til He Turns Blue And Then Shoot Him With A Blue Elephants Gun!
Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
A: Tell him dirty jokes until he turns red, then hold his nose 'til he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant? A: Hold his nose until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue elephants gun, of course!
An American tourist was riding in a taxi in Israel.
As the taxi approached a red light, the tourist was shocked to see the driver drive straight through without even slowing down....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
An Italian dressed up. Have you heard about the Italian girl who flunked her driver's license test?...
Q: How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age? A: Tell him a joke when he's young.
Funny Froggie Story A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green....
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....