Q: How Do You Shoot A Green Elephant? A: Tell Him Dirty Jokes Until He Turns Red, Then Hold His Nose 'til He Turns Blue And Then Shoot Him With A Blue Elephants Gun!

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Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
A: Tell him dirty jokes until he turns red, then hold his nose 'til he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!