Unknown
A man stoped at a traffic light in his brand new Rolls Royce. A bright
red Porsche pulls up beside him, rolled down his window and excitedly
entices the Rolls driver to do the same.
"Whatya want?" asked the first man.
"Hey, nice wheels you got there!" said the Porsche driver, "Does that
car have a TV?"
The Rolls Royce driver replied, "Of course this car has a TV! Are you
nuts? I paid $200,000 for this car! There isn't any option this baby is
missing."
"Oh, yeah?" said the Porsche driver, "Do you have a bar in there?"
"Naturally, in fact I have two. One for the driver and one in back for
the passenger!" exclaimed the Rolls Royce driver.
"Sounds terrific," said the Porsche driver, "But I'll bet you don't have
a bed in there do you?"
The light turned green and the red Porsche speed off. The Rolls Royce
stayed put while the driver pondered that last retort. Then he drove back
to the dealership and told the Sales Manager that he just had to have a bed
in the back of the car. The Sales Manager told him that for a price he can
have any option he wanted. They agree on the price of the bed and the man
left.
Two days later, the man returned and picked up his car with the bed
installed in the back. He drove his Rolls Royce all over town in search of
the red Porsche so he could gloat about his new option. After four hours
his search ended when he found the Porsche in a cul-de-sac. He pulled
along side the other car and seeing no one around, honked his horn. When
no one came out he leaned on the horn until the driver's window of the red
Porsche opened and a naked man leaned out; he is soaking wet. He exclaimed,
"What's your problem now bud?"
The other man replied, "Well I did it! Now I have a bed in the back of
my Rolls Royce!"
The naked man in the Porsche looked at him and yelled, "You interrupted
my shower for THAT?!!"
A man stoped at a traffic light in his brand new Rolls Royce. A bright
red Porsche pulls up beside him, rolled down his window and excitedly
entices the Rolls driver to do the same.
"Whatya want?" asked the first man.
"Hey, nice wheels you got there!" said the Porsche driver, "Does that
car have a TV?"
The Rolls Royce driver replied, "Of course this car has a TV! Are you
nuts? I paid $200,000 for this car! There isn't any option this baby is
missing."
"Oh, yeah?" said the Porsche driver, "Do you have a bar in there?"
"Naturally, in fact I have two. One for the driver and one in back for
the passenger!" exclaimed the Rolls Royce driver.
"Sounds terrific," said the Porsche driver, "But I'll bet you don't have
a bed in there do you?"
The light turned green and the red Porsche speed off. The Rolls Royce
stayed put while the driver pondered that last retort. Then he drove back
to the dealership and told the Sales Manager that he just had to have a bed
in the back of the car. The Sales Manager told him that for a price he can
have any option he wanted. They agree on the price of the bed and the man
left.
Two days later, the man returned and picked up his car with the bed
installed in the back. He drove his Rolls Royce all over town in search of
the red Porsche so he could gloat about his new option. After four hours
his search ended when he found the Porsche in a cul-de-sac. He pulled
along side the other car and seeing no one around, honked his horn. When
no one came out he leaned on the horn until the driver's window of the red
Porsche opened and a naked man leaned out; he is soaking wet. He exclaimed,
"What's your problem now bud?"
The other man replied, "Well I did it! Now I have a bed in the back of
my Rolls Royce!"
The naked man in the Porsche looked at him and yelled, "You interrupted
my shower for THAT?!!"
Related:
- Yugo A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a
Rolls-Royce.
The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car.... - A man in a Porsche 911 stops at a stoplight and a guy on a scooter pulls up
next to him.
The guy on the scooter leans over and takes an admiring look at the inside of the Porsche and tells the driver that he has a really hot car.... - The Old Man
A self-important young man goes out and buys the best car available
a 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo. It is one of the fastest and most expensive cars in the world.... - There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him
the facts of life.
So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time.... - A LADA on a highway is suddenly stopping. Closely behind is there a JAGUAR,
which crashes on it.
And behind, a ROLLS-ROYCE, which crashes on the JAGUAR.... - THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3.... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
< -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?... - A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the
animal hide with which they made their blanket.
Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide.... - The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
"Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
