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  2) A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine....
• Confucius say: He who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet!
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• When Quasimodo died, the priest posted notices all over town that he needed a new bell-ringer.
  No one in town wanted the job, since the hours were terrible and the working conditions lousy, so the priest got worried....
• A city dude walked into a cowboy bar with a cat under one arm, a six shooter on his hip and a bucket of shit in one hand.
  He walked up to the bar and set down the cat and the bucket....
• A rock band's drummer thought he would make a good policman, he was use to pounding a beat.
  A man was taken to the polic station and asked to confess, they showed him his fingerprints, and those found at the crime....
• Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
  If a train-station is where a train stops what happens at a workstation?...
• Quick Thinker There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market.
  One day, a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce....