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  He called every oil well fire fighter in the phone book....
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• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
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• There were two morons that wanted to go hunting. They went out into the woods and after a while decided to split up.
  One went one way and the other went another way. As this joke would have it, one of the morons shot the other moron by mistake....