BIG BUSTED WOMEN... ( O )( O ) * Can Get A Taxi On The Worst Days * Have A Neat Place To Carry Spare Change * Have Always Been The Center Of The Arts (art) * Make Jogging A Spectator Sport * Can Keep A Magazine Dry While Laying In The Tub * Have More Negotiating Power (with Men Shorter Than Them) * Usually Can Find Leftover Popcorn After A Movie * Can Always Carry A Little Extra * Always Float Better * Know Where To Look First For Lost Earrings * Rarely Have To Look For A Slow Dance Partner * Have A Place To Set Their Glasses When Sitting In An Armless Recliner SMALL BUSTED WOMEN.

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BIG BUSTED WOMEN... ( O )( O )
* can get a taxi on the worst days
* have a neat place to carry spare change
* have always been the center of the arts (art)
* make jogging a spectator sport
* can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
* have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
* usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
* can always carry a little extra
* always float better
* know where to look first for lost earrings
* rarely have to look for a slow dance partner
* have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
SMALL BUSTED WOMEN... (O)(O)
* don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
* always look younger
* find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
* can always see their toes and shoes
* can sleep on their stomachs
* have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
* know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
* know that everything more than a handful is wasted
* can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
* can take aerobics class without running the risk of knocking themselves
out

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