NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less)
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used
well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver,
platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great
amount of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed beside a better
specimen. Ages rapidly.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of
wealth. Probably the single most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element: MAN
Symbol: XY
Common Name(s): Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*!
Atomic Weight: 180 +/-100 Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature,
but easily gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to
conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also,
tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd
(element Kid) for a prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with
alcohol.
Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to
produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to
smell.
Element: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less)
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used
well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver,
platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great
amount of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed beside a better
specimen. Ages rapidly.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of
wealth. Probably the single most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element: MAN
Symbol: XY
Common Name(s): Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*!
Atomic Weight: 180 +/-100 Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature,
but easily gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to
conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also,
tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd
(element Kid) for a prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with
alcohol.
Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to
produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to
smell.
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Element: WOMAN
Symbol:
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