A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls
into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the
farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the
farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud
hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of
the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him
from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and
the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go
and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over
the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my
'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to
safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.