Misc. signs On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift.

Misc. signs

On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'

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Official sign near door: Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

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Guys: No shirt, No service
Girls: No shirt, No charge

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Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus
(translation of the Greek):
'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'

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A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race
Let's see who can go downhill the fastest

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Sign in King's Canyon in California.
'Slow Parking Ahead'

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MORE OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but...
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from
Johannesburg International Airport into town.
An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the
roof and all the windows down.
The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'

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Two signs found on top of one another in a country
kitchen several years ago:

restrooms
<-----
Please wait for hostess to seat you.

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Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.

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Seen in a health food store_
" Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot "

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"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."

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I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant:
the sign read: Women are not served here...
You have to bring your own.



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