Marbella Restaurant:
Cheques will not be accepted in lieu of food.
Cheques will not be accepted in lieu of food.
Related:
- Marbella Restaurant Menu: Fried Minds on Toast.
- New restaurant on the moon. Great food, no atmosphere.
- Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: Great food, no atmosphere.
- A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
- Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
- Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
..please aim properly.... - Where bribes are cheerfully accepted.
- In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.... - Did you hear about the 2 men from the monastery who opened up
a fast food seafood restaurant?
? one was the fish friar, and the other was the chip monk....

