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• Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up.
• Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: Great food, no atmosphere.
• Sign in a restaurant window: "T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12
• Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
  ..please aim properly....
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• Marbella Restaurant: Cheques will not be accepted in lieu of food.