Three friends always wanted to play golf on Saturday afternoon but
couldn't because of their wives. One day, after many years, they finally
manage to get together for a Saturday game.
Waiting at the first tee the first guy says, "I had to buy my wife a
diamond necklace to get to play today!!!".
A second guy says, "That's nothing, I had to buy my wife a new sports
car to get out here today!!!"
The third guy says, "Boy you guys are sure whipped, I didn't have to buy
my wife nothing!!!"
They both look at him, and at each other, and back at him. "OK wise
guy," one of them says, "just how did you manage that?"
"It was easy, when I got up this morning I looked her straight in the
eye and said, 'Golf course or Intercourse?'. She threw me a sweater and
said, 'Take this -it might be cold out there!!!'"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...