Question For God
A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God. The man asked, "God,
what's a million years to you?" And God said "A minute."
Then the man asked: "Well, what's a million dollars to you?" and God said:
"A penny" Then the man asked: "God.....can I have a penny?" And God said:
"Sure.....In a minute."
A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God. The man asked, "God,
what's a million years to you?" And God said "A minute."
Then the man asked: "Well, what's a million dollars to you?" and God said:
"A penny" Then the man asked: "God.....can I have a penny?" And God said:
"Sure.....In a minute."
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