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• Question For God A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.
  The man asked, "God, what's a million years to you?...
• Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God
  Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?...
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• If we don't raise 8 million dollars, God is going to kill us.
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC ARIES Dear God, please give me patience.
  .. and could you do it right now? TAURUS Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick....
• Careful what you wish for... God created the mule, and told him, "You are mule.
  You will work constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back....
• CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
• Did you hear how Moses got the ten commandments? God was coming down the mountain and the first person he came across was not Moses.
  It was a Roman. He asked the Roman if he wanted any commandments?...