Man Is A Dog's Idea Of What God Should Be.
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
Dog Quotations "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown "Some days you're the dog
ome days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies....
What should you do if your dog is missing? Check the lost and hound.
Question For God A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.
The man asked, "God, what's a million years to you?...
There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
Careful what you wish for... God created the mule, and told him, "You are mule.
You will work constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back....
Unknown What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum....
Another idea for a practical joke is to put goldfish in all the toilets.
I haven't tried this, but it should be interesting to see what people do....
Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!