A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer
was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car.
"What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
The officer wanting to be sure so he asked "Please step out of the car and
So he got out with the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then
more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back,
putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.
Another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've
got to give up drinking! Look at the tests they're giving now."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...