A young man was pulled over by the Louisiana state police for
speeding. The officer stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his
sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window.
"What chew driving so fast for son? You going to a fahr?. Let me
see your license, boy." The young man handed over his license. Then
the officer noticed that the back seat of his car was full of large
knives. The officer said, "Tell me boy, why you got them knives on
that there back seat?" The young man replied, "Well sir, I'm a
juggler." The officer spat some tobacco juice and then he said, "A
juggler; well you don't say. Boy, put cha hands on the trunk of yer
car; you going to jail!"
The young man pleaded with the officer not to take him to jail.
He offered to prove to the officer that he was a juggler by way of
demonstration. He said, "You can even hold me at gunpoint while I
juggle for you." The officer reluctantly allowed him to prove his
point while he held him at gunpoint.
Two miles down the road at Joe's Tavern, Billy Bob was drinking it
up with Homer T. Ratcliff. He soon left and got into his old, rusty
pickup truck. He proceeded down the road trying his best to stay on
the right side. Suddenly Billy Bob spotted the most unbelievable
sight of his life! He drove to the nearest phone booth and dialed the
number for Joe's Tavern and asked for his buddy, Homer T. Ratcliff.
When Homer got on the phone Billy Bob said, "Whatever you do when you
leave that tavern, don't go north on 442. The state police are giving
a sobriety test that nobody can pass!!"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...