The Pope... When the pope last visited the U.S., he was in a hurry to get from one event to the next.

The Pope...
When the pope last visited the U.S., he was in a hurry to get from one event
to the next. He hopped in the back seat of his limosine, and asked the
driver to step on it.
The driver sped down the highway, but it wasn't fast enough for the pope.
"Go faster," he told the driver. So the driver went faster. Still not fast
enough for the pope, he told the driver to go speed up.
Finally, the pope demanded that the driver pull over immediately and switch
seats with him. The driver, not wanting to disobey the pope, pulled over and
got in the back seat.
The pope took his seat behind the wheel of the car and flew down the
highway. After only a few miles, a police car, with flashing red and blue
lights, pulled the pope over. When the officer saw who was in the driver's
seat, he wasn't sure what to do. He went to his radio and called the chief.
"Chief," he said, "I pulled a speeding limo over, but I'm not sure what to
do."
"Give him a ticket," said the chief.
"But he's very important," replied the officer.
"Who is it, the mayor?" asked the chief.
"No, he's more important than the mayor."
"The governor?"
"No," said the officer, "more important than the governor."
"Is it the president?" asked the chief.
"Well, Chief, I don't know who it is, but his driver is the pope."