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• Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled Milk.
• Two Cows. . . FEUDALISM You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
  PURE SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows....
• Powder milk - Has your family tried 'em?
• Q: What do you get when you mix vodka and Milk of Magnesia? A: A Phillips Screwdriver!
• What do cows give after an earthquake? Milk shakes.
• So this Gorilla walks up to a dairy bar and says, "I'd like a vanilla milk shake, please.
  The man at the counter makes one and gives it to him, the gorilla puts a ten dollar bill on the counter....
• Q: What's Green and red and goes a thousand miles an hour?
  A: A frog in a blender. Q: What do you get when you add milk?...
• Tale Of The Sandwich Trailer Here's the background
  Bill works in a coffee, bagels, and sandwiches trailer on the campus of CSUC, Chuck is his boss and the owner of the truck, and yes, according to Bill, this actually happened....
• Q: How can you tell if a kid is a loser? A: The kid is kidnapped, and they put his picture on a MILK DUDS carton.