Q: How Can You Tell If Your Girlfriend's Frigid? A: When You Open Her Legs The Lights Go On.
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid?
A: When you open her legs the lights go on.
How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid? When you open her legs the lights go o
Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is ugly? A
When she's having an artificial insemination, and the syringe goes limp!...
Q: How do you tell if your girlfriend is ticklish? A: Give her a couple "test-tickles".
Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny? You stick your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Q: How do you know when your girlfriend/wife/lover is too fat?
A: When she keeps her vibrator in the gun rack!...
Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing panty hose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
Q: How can you tell when a JAP has an orgasm? A: She drops her nail file.