A sailor walks into a bar with a wooden leg, hook hand and an eye
patch over his eye. He and the barman starts to talk:
Barman: "What happened to you?"
Sailor: "Well, a whale bit off my leg, I was in a sword fight and lost my hand,
and then a bird sh*t in my eyes"
Barman: "You don't lose you eye even if a bird sh*ts in it!"
Sailor: "It's easy when you have had the hook for only one week!!!!"
patch over his eye. He and the barman starts to talk:
Barman: "What happened to you?"
Sailor: "Well, a whale bit off my leg, I was in a sword fight and lost my hand,
and then a bird sh*t in my eyes"
Barman: "You don't lose you eye even if a bird sh*ts in it!"
Sailor: "It's easy when you have had the hook for only one week!!!!"
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