How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the
Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.
2) Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear
power plant that generates the electricty that powers it.
1) Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the
Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.
2) Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear
power plant that generates the electricty that powers it.
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