How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs.
2) Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate
to the experience.
1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs.
2) Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate
to the experience.
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