How many generals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1,000,001. One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild
civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
1,000,001. One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild
civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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