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• Q:" How many Reagans does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory....
• How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....
• How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Into what?
• How many Nebraskans does it take to screw in a light bulb? What's a light bulb?
• Q:" How many Nebraskans does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" What's a light bulb?
• How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) All of them. 2) Only one. They'll screw anything....
• How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many Iraqi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  2001, 1 to screw it in and 2000 to rebuild the power plant....
• How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....