Related:

• Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
• Now that I've muddied the waters it's time to paddle off!
•  Mighty Mouse will save the day...... 
• Way back when, like before electric lights were invented, I worked in an engineering department where the general-use computer was an IBM 1130.
  This was a standalone computer of roughly PDP-11/34 power with a disk, console typewriter, slow line printer....
• Ghandi... Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.
  He also was a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he ate very little and became frail....
• CLICHE AMMENDMENTS....... CLICHE AMMENDMENTS......
  . Part ONE by T & B -selling like hotcakes, but things are bound to look up soon....
• Don't give up your sapience without a fight.
• An American mathematician returns home from a conference in Moscow on real and complex analysis.
  The immigration officer at the airport glances at his landing card and say...
• Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.