Q: What Is True Love For The Male Of The Species? A
Q: What is true love for the male of the species?
A: An erection.
Q: What is true love for the female of the species?
A: A no-limit charge card.
Q: What does P.M.S. really stand for? A: Punish the Male Species.
Love means an unlimited charge card!
Q: What is a Japanese girl's favorite holiday? A: Erection day!
Q: What's the difference between like and love? A: Spit and swallow.
Q: What is the difference between like and love? A: Spit and swallow.
Q: What's the difference between love and herpes? A: Herpes lasts forever.
Klingons need love, too. Messy, but true!
True Love is a unification of two souls into a better one
A Geneticist after struggling for 10 years, makes a personal accomplishment one day and goes to Bar to commemorate it that night.
He finds himself a quiet corner and orders for a Triple Martini....