Computer Geeks Unite! ..Are You STILL A Computer Geek?

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Computer Geeks Unite!

..Are you STILL a computer geek?

Ok, so you lucked out last time - you were about as socially adjusted as a
onion and jelly sandwhich, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE CHANGED! You may not be a
computer geek any more! It's possible!!! (Not probable, but possible)

Test yourself now!

1..It's a stag party for one of your friends. You and the rest of your
friends all put money in for:
a. A set of driving mirrors
b. A stripper
c. A stripper with a set of driving mirrors
d. A VGA screen so he can check out

2..You want to improve your social life. You
a. Ask people to go out with you.
b. Join a club to meet new people
c. Drink yourself unconcious and forget about it.
d. What's a social life?

3..You ideal partner would have:
a. Looks
b. Intelligence
c. Money
d. A 1.2 Gig Hard Drive, Twin floppies + SVGA screen, and 5 Meg Memory

4..You have the most horrific nightmare of your life. It involves:
a..You driving off a cliff
b. You showing up somewhere with no clothes on
c. A hungry alsation, your private parts and some tomato sauce.
d..A tax on pocket protectors and thick glasses

5..You're on blind date. (How the fuck you got there is irrelevant, a .freak
of nature [like yourself] perhaps) The question you would ask .is:
a. "Name the weirdest place you ever kissed someone"
b. "Name the weirdest place you ever made love"
c. "Name the weirdest place you ever played soggy biscuit"
d. "Name the weirdest place you ever booted MSDOS 4"

6..Your role model is:
a..Rudolf Steiner
b. Mother Theresa
c. Charlie Manson
d. R2D2

7..Your favourite fashion accessory is:
b. Collar Studs
c. An axe
d. What's fashion?

8..If you had your life to live again, would you:
a..Make no changes
b. Make a few changes
c. Make a lot of changes
d. Upgrade to SVGA

9..Your favourite pickup line is:
a. "I've just won the lottery"
b. "Has anyone seen the keys to my Porsche?"
c. "Crap, I'm pissed"
d. "I'm superuser at work.."

10..During sexual climax, you think of:
a..Your partner
b. Your partner's body
c. Yourself
d. The 487 co-processor at 52 Meg

Scoring ------- .You don't really need the score card do you? Mostly A's or
B's .means you're the normal run-of-the-mill, 90212 (the house next .door)
walkalike, talkalike that gives us real jerks a bad name; .C's mean you're
a.. Well, frankly, I don't know what the hell .you are, but it's probably
treatable with large amounts of .voltage, and D's of course means that
you've got a fantastic .career stretched out in front of you as far as your
nose can .see. Happy camping. . Oh, that's right, I did forget the double-d
bonus question:

11..How do you get your rocks off best?
a..Watching Male/Female Swimsuit Revue
b. Reading "Forum"
c. Torturing Next-door's cat with a buzz-saw
d. Getting involved in net flame-wars about what computer is the .best and
why, wars that degenerate into "OH YEAH, WELL I'D LIKE .TO SEE YOURS DO...."